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JOANNE SHAW

Author, Vegan Female Bodybuilder 21 yrs+, Singer, Songwriter, Lawmaker,

Quotes by Joanne Shaw

Another cellphone or computer that feels like pesticides, acts like hockey sticks and sounds like spears.  How do I tell them all they're not you?"  (I said that to a man.  I meant it, but I thought I was on my deathbed.  I really thought I was going to die.)

~~ Joanne Shaw

 

 

"Wake up to what you are most grateful for, first do what you are most passionate about and you always have the most important things done by 9:00 a.m."

~~ Joanne Shaw

 

"Sing into the streamer!"

~~ Joanne Shaw

 

"Avoid the middle man.  Eat more like what a bull eats.  Don't eat the bull. "

~~ Joanne Shaw

 

The opposite of Love is not evil.  Nor fear.  The opposite of Love is likely Innocence. "

~~ Joanne Shaw

 

“Violence is ugly and demeaning.

Unless it is performed to protect. 

Then it’s beautiful.”

~~ Joanne Shaw

 

Nobody whispers in a library anymore.”

~~ Joanne Shaw

 

I only play free poker or keep my buy-ins under $5.00.  I have learned it is all the same to the game of poker whether I play for Cadillacs or jelly beans.”

~~ Joanne Shaw

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"Black IS beautiful.  If anybody tells you any different, they are lying to you."

~~ Joanne Shaw

 

""One's race is a personal thing."

~~ Joanne Shaw

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Meat on a table looks as silly to me as putting toy helicopter parts in one's food."

~~ Joanne Shaw

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"Meat on a table looks as silly to me as putting toy helicopter parts in one's food , yet evidencing  of  actions as barbaric as slaughtering an eagle  while in flight or fornication.”

~~ Joanne Shaw

 

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Know clearly, any inadequacies or doubts you might at times feel about yourself do not show to me, except in your ability to overcome them.”

~~ Joanne Shaw

 

I need an advocate when I’m in bed with a man.”

~~ Joanne Shaw

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"Live financially in the black and you have a greater net worth than roughly 40% of the population.  My  advice to that:  If somebody phones and offers you a loan, hang up on them.  Give your time to your creditors."

~~ Joanne Shaw

 

Male over-influence is counterproductive and annoying.

Male dominance is ugly and demeaning.  Male influence is gracious.”

~~ Joanne Shaw

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"I  am going to write that again.  One's race is a personal thing."

~~ Joanne Shaw

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"When I was younger, I wanted  voice and self-expression.  Now I want royalties."

~~ Joanne Shaw

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"If men really are the animals with sexual one-track minds that some repute them to be, however did they make the work week so bloody long?"

~~ Joanne Shaw

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"Why is "video" spelled with an "e," and "audio" spelled with an "i"?"

~~ Joanne Shaw

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"Poor people are not our recycling bins.  If you think you can  load off  all  unwanted and exclusively used goods onto desperate people and acclaim your efforts toward both some sociological and an environmental movement with one quick swoop, you are mistaken."

~~ Joanne Shaw

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"Russia was reading.  Tell England!  Tell Hillary."

~~ Joanne Shaw

 

"One thing I never understood about Christianity is why people pray to a person instead of God.  And dump all that onto a single human being -- until he was persecuted.  I have always known Jesus was a man.  He even said that repeatedly."

~~ Joanne Shaw

 

Down Syndrome should be treated more like a race instead of a disease, and society might learn to treat those diagnosed with Down Syndrome as the bright and worthy people they are.  It probably is a race, because it relates to  genetics, and if that is the case, it is a personal thing."

~~ Joanne Shaw

 

""I'm going to write that again.  One's race is a personal thing."

~~ Joanne Shaw

 

Net-Neutrality was literally a piece of legislation that governed, officially governed the way pieces of data travels within a computer.  I'm not kidding.  I know this for a fact.  I went to University in Computer Science degree from before The Internet.”

~~ Joanne Shaw

 

"There is no blue food.  (Blueberries are purple.)"

~~ Joanne Shaw

 

"Any time I have seen a man and a woman relate to one another, sexually or otherwise, women control the openness, men control the movement."

~~ Joanne Shaw

 

"If two women relate to one another, (i'm basically meaning just regular interactions) they each control their own openness and share the movement.  If two men relate to one another, they control their own openness and negotiate any movement."

~~ Joanne Shaw

 

"Where sex is concerned, Men know what they like doing and find someone to do it with.  Women find someone they are ecstatic about and find things to do sexually."

~~ Joanne Shaw

 

(I have no idea how I wrote that.  Wrote it along time ago.)  It just came to me.  Lots of observant people watching.)